emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

You know what might make you feel better?

What do you know? You don’t care about things.
Yes I do. I care about Andy and Champion and— I want Leslie to win and I like sleeping, so.

God, this goes on for like seven pages!
I started thinking about you as a woman and as a person and I got carried away.

“The idea behind this campaign was a simple one. With hard work and positivity, a group of people can make a difference. I wanna focus on your hopes and not your fears. I wanna solve problems, instead of creating friction. And I will work hard, every hour of every day, to make Pawnee a better place to live. Because I love this city. And I know, firsthand, how very special people of this city are. I owe this victory; all of it, to my friends and my supporters. No one achieves anything alone. So let’s embark on a new journey together. Let’s break out a map; not the old, out-of-date one that shows where we’ve been but a crisp, new one that shows where we might go. Let’s embark on a new journey together, and see where it takes us.” 

I’m Ron Swanson. And you’re Leslie Fuckin’ Knope. [ larger ]